Mike in Brazil - Review |
From the same Mike that brought you Mike’s Apartment.com, we now have Mike in Brazil. Mike has stepped out of his apartment and actually leaves not only his city, but the continent as well. Mike is now in Brazil and he is boffing a bevy of bodacious Latina booties. Like ‘em mocha? You’ve come to the right place. Like ‘em with big-ass booties for premium ass plunging? Again, the address you just chose is the correct one. Mike in Brazil brings you hot, carmel-colored cuties to your own apartment complex. What a guy!
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Mike is a seriously busy dude. He’s got American women flocking to his apartment and now he’s forayed across the globe to meet with Brazil’s finest. How does this guy do it? He ain’t that good looking. I think it’s probably the thick wad he carries with him. And I’m not talking about his schlong. The man is rich. He’s slowly becoming the web’s new Girls Gone Wild guy. First it was Mike’s Apartment, now it’s Mike in Brazil… what’s next for our intrepid porn master? Mike in Montreal? Mike in Space? Mike in Mike: the New Generation? It’s a pornucopia of Mike. Lucky fucking bastard, he is. Why didn’t I come up with the idea first?
Funny thing is, Mike may be in Brazil but he doesn’t speak a word of Portuguese, yet he still manages to bag and boff some of the hottest Brazilian broads in town.
Much like every other similarly-themed reality-based site, Mike combs the beaches of Brazil, attempts to convince some hot, vacuous babe that she needs a good shagging, gets her home (or in this case, a hotel), fucks the hell out of her, comes on her and sends her packing. This is reality? Perhaps in the world of “Mike” it is, but not where I’m from.
With close to 60 Brazilian bombshells to choose from, who really cares what world we live in? We’re now in the world of Mike. And Mike’s world is full of hot, skanky, sassy, Latina lovelies who are practically waiting in line to give it up. Some of the site’s copy is fucking hilarious. Every babe has a summary of her video clip adventure. Some striking standouts:
Two thong tango
Walking the boardwalk we met Bianca and Sabrina. It was just perfect. We thought we had it made until we found out they were girlfriends and munched rug. No need to panic though. I convinced them to give us a private dyke show and then suck off my buddies. Wait until you see how these girls get down.
I wouldn’t mind getting my freak on with any of the chicks presented on the site. The movies are presented in small 6 to 7 meg files and last almost a minute, or you can download a 50 – 70 meg files and watch up to 7 minutes at a stretch. You can always steam the movies via dial-up (eccchh!) or broadband. But why even bother? If you’re given the access to download and save, go ahead and download and save it. This way you can hammer your hyena at your leisure. There are also pictures to save but they’re simply video captures of the same stuff you’re witnessing in the videos.
Updates to the site are very common. Unlike other sites which update once a month or less, Mike in Brazil posts new movies and pics three times a week: Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Each movie presentation is cut up into three sections, so each section is presented on each day. Mondays are the “pickup”; Wednesdays showcases the “foreplay” portion of the adventure while Fridays finishes things off with the all-important money shot. It sucks having to wait so long for the entire adventure, but if you’re sitting by your computer actually waiting for the next installment to show up, you have entirely too much time on your hands. Like me. When will Friday arrive? Damn!
Conclusion:
If you enjoyed Mike’s Apartment (the site is offered free with your Mike in Brazil membership) you’ll thoroughly enjoy this one. It’s the same guy, same camera crew, only different surroundings this time ‘round. The chicks on the site have the cutest faces, hottest tan lines and don’t speak a fucking word of English. But then, when you’re grunting from being pounded over and over, the language of love then becomes universal. The $4.95 price tag for a 3-day trial makes signing up for a few days a beautiful thing. There’s just enough stuff to keep you occupied. But when you start checking out the other sites included in your membership, there’s no doubt you’ll happily shell out the $24.95 asking price for a month… you’ll need at least that amount of time to full flesh out all the different sites your membership has to offer.
Price: $4.95 for 3-day trial or 30 days - $24.95
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