Blacks On Blondes - Review |
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Blacks on Blondes.com brings new meaning to “what you see is what you get”. A no-frills sites that has pictures and videos galore, B on B has more content (not sure if all of it is exactly exclusive as the site proclaims) than any site has a right to. My new 160 gig hard drive is no match for what site offers. I had no choice but to motor on down to Fry’s Electronic and pick up another 100-count CD-ROM spindle in order to save the crap. And the fact that the site allows you to save their crap is worth the admission price alone.
Updates are daily and include a grip of pictures and at least 2 movie clips per day. Daily updates? Who does that? Apparently, the Dogfart boys at Blacks on Blondes. What’s a Dogfart, you ask? No, it’s not K-9 flatulence; it’s a group of bad-ass black guys who do nothing but scourge the earth for white ho’s who wish to get plowed in every hole by some lucky brotha. On their site, you also have Interracial Personal Ads, Interracial Cartoons, Live Webcams and Chat and Love/Hate Mail.
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Once a members at Blacks on Blondes, you are taken to a basic black-on-white page (how original, or ingenious… depends how you look at it) that offers the latest news and updates. Hardly a button to find, scroll down the page and you are greeted to some simple links to some wicked content.
Click on Pictures and you are treated to the © Dogfart picture series. As mentioned above, Dogfart is a gang of black dudes whose only job is to find nasty, white sluts to be banged by some nastier black dudes. Since the picture archive goes on for weeks, I decided not to count them. But I will comment on some of them.
For the most part, the pictures seem like photo stills of the site’s mpgs. That’s not to say it’s a bad thing. It’s a really bad thing. Why couldn’t they have a photographer on hand to take the snaps while the videographer filmed the proceedings? It seems cheap and ridiculous to have some dude who gets paid two bucks an hour to sift through the flicks and press “pause” on a scene he deems site-worthy. And that’s exactly the kind of passion that went into the chosen pictures. Quality over quantity would have been better appreciated. Yes, there are thousands upon thousands of pictures to view and save in your very own porno album, but why bother? Most of the stills suck so bad, you’ll be embarrassed to show them to your friends whey the come over for your next Texas Hold ‘Em tournament.
The Movie section, on the other hand, is one of its kind. I have never witnessed so much porn in one place. The site doesn’t even paginate its offerings. Much like the Picture page, you have to scroll down miles and miles of content in order to find what you’re looking for. Most sites of this magnitude have a thumbnail page with all if its flicks or at least the models that will be seen in the movie page. Unfortunately, none of that is found on Blacks on Blondes. It is truly an old school, ghetto hood rat experience. All of the chickenheads found on the site are really ho-bags. The blondes featured in the flicks want two things and two things only: 1) black dick and 2) to be fucked by said black dick, and get fucked they do. Straight sex, anal sex, DPs, you name it. Dogfart knows what its perverted interracially-minded members want and delivers the Nubian on Caucasian goods.
All of the site’s movies have one snapshot still of the model and a series of links to download. They also offer the date the movie was added. You have a few choices. You can either download a large chunk of movie that requires 128 odd megs of space on your hard drive, but it’s a chunk of flick that lasts over 15 minutes long. Most movies are cut up into three slices and are each 128 or so megs and last 45 minutes in all. You can also download smaller parts of 10 meg each (for those that have high speed connections) or 3 meg each (caveman dial-up). Both of these options have flicks that last 2 minutes in length. If you have high speed and a high amount of room on your drive, stick with the 128 meg/15 minute hungryman portion. You won’t regret it.
The Interracial Personals section of the site helps blacks and blondes and blondes and blacks hook up and fuck. They also cater to white men, gay men, couples and those who are married looking for some fun and attention on the side. Speaking from experience, if you’re gonna fuck a married woman, make sure she lives in a different zip code and her husband isn’t rich; otherwise, you’re liable to find something worse than a horse’s head in your bed one morning. Trust me. I know.
Updated weekly, (as the site suggests) you have the Interracial Story Archive featuring stories from the site’s webmaster and members themselves. Not all of the stories are about blacks on blondes, but they are still good for a laugh. Interracial Cartoons is self-explanatory and had some pretty funny entries. Nothing that would make it to the LA Times comics section, but worthy nonetheless. The Love/Hate Mail section gives the sites’ members an opportunity to profess their love or hate for what they’re paying for. It would have been a nice touch if we were also able to read what these members had to write.
Conclusion:
Blacks on Blondes is a decent site with mega-site content. Unfortunately, some tweaking and tuning is needed if it’s going to rise above the score it garnered while reviewing it. There is just too much content to have to sift through. They should make the picture and movie section much easier to access. Having a dedicated page to the site’s models and being able to click on the model of your choice and witness her pictorial shoot or movie shoot would do the place wonders. But the content is rather good and no hole is left unvisited. If you’re black or white, blacks on blondes is a fine interracial sitthat helps to bring Africans and crackers together.
Price: $29.99 for 30 days recurring - $59.99 for 90 days recurring.
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