Big Black Pimp - Review |
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I’ve got Jungle Fever and the best place to quench my thirst and my fever is Big Black Pimp. The pimp in question is large and in charge. He scouts the sweetest cracker whores and tempts them with the taste of his chocolate nuts and honey. You’ve heard the stereotypes. And our big black pimp friend is living proof. If the dude isn’t sporting at least 12 plus inches of African loving, then my tool is next in line for the Big Black Pimp pole vault Olympics. My friends, I’m a honkey… that’s never gonna happen.
They say blondes have more fun. But they’re wrong. It’s the Africans who have more fun, especially when they get some fine white china do bone and blast. At the time of this review, you’re looking at 70 plus adventures with our resident pimp daddy. He doesn’t just choose any piece of white meat, he goes for the other white meat… pink pussy meat and manages to tag and bag some of the best the web has to offer. I figure if I tan long enough under this California sun, perhaps I can pass myself off as a black pimp. But once I show the babes my ivory trouser snake, they’ll know they’ve been bamboozled.
Not only do you get access to Big Black and his Pimping adventures, you’re granted membership to a slew of other sites that will boggle your mind and your balls. Stuff like Daddy’s Friend, Gag School, TeenPOVFacials, Creampie Models, Jerk Me Now, Leaking Liquids and Blow Job Auditions, just to name a few. There’s more. A lot more. Sign up now and watch the biggest, baddest black pimp daddy on the web do what he does best; fuck his ho’s then pimp them out.
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My first impression of Big Black Pimp.com was a very interesting one. I had heard that passage was given to a bunch of other sites with your paid membership, but I had no idea how many other sites access was actually granted to. But before we get to the extra goodies, let’s examine the main site itself.
According to the site’s preview page copy, our Big Black Pimp was born and brought up in Africa, [and is] here just for white women. We flew him around the world to find innocent looking models that have never fucked black men before! The site also says he’s got 15 inches and uses the models’ faces as a “ruler”. Unless these models have faces as long as a football, accurate measurements will prove to be impossible. Regardless, the man’s got size. And stamina. He’s not your average “two-minute brotha”. He lasts and blasts loads of goo all over the models’ waiting faces.
The trailers on the preview page are downloadable and show you what you can expect to find once a card-carrying member. The first trailer alone is worth the price of admission. Introduced on camera by his African accented cameraman, the Big Black Pimp goes to town on lovely, exotic Jazmin. Not sure if she’s white, Hispanic or what. What I do know is that the chick is hot AND takes it up the ass. Big Black Pimp (from now on known as BBP ‘cause my fingers are getting tired from typing his full name out) gets to shove almost twice what I have in her sphincter. Lucky African bastard, he is. The best part of this amazingly tantalizing 30-second trailer was that he releases his load in her fucking ear. Her ear! Fuck this guy’s got class!
It’s amazing what the site gives away for free. There’s no teasing; there’s just jungle fever sex and it’s uncensored and fucking fine as hell. Once you become a member, you are greeted with a page which might seem daunting and confusing at first, but soon becomes clear you are inundated with more porn then you can shake a vat of Vaseline at. The network is called Suck My Dick Now and you’ll soon see that every model in the network does just that.
What your first greeted to on the main members’ page is the most recent updates with accompanying thumbnails. You click on the thumbnail and you are taken to the site in question. No re-typing in your username and password. Just click and go. To find Big Black Pimp, you unfortunately have to wade through a bunch of sites (which are all free since you are now a full-fledged member) and scroll down the page a bit. Once you reach the thumbnail in question, you get to see BBP and his white whores ready for pummeling. Like I stated before, you’re looking at 70 plus exclusive adventures.
The only real issue I have with the site is that not all adventures are accessible via clip segmentation. Some you can download into parts, others you are stuck downloading the entire clip. And some of these clips run 350 plus megs. The reason I am so down on this is that all you get to see is the models face in some of the thumbnails and not the action that will eventually take place. Also, there are no pictures. That’s not a bad thing. Who needs pictures when there’s live action to please you. All movies are available in high quality MPEG format and will seriously suck up your free space. It’s worth it, though… these chicks that BBP pimps out are gorgeous.
Conclusion
Big Black Pimp is a real big black pimp. He knows what he wants and he gives it to the white girls that need it. It’s truly amazing how he gets these girls to take his foot long schlong in every orifice imaginable. Gaping maws stretched, out twats and ripped open butt holes aren’t given a chance to breathe with Mr. BBP. Why should he let them catch their breath? They’ve never had big black pimp dick before, and now they have the chance to experience the best Africa has to offer. With the extra goodies attached to your membership, you are bound to spend your own African safari scouring the entire Suck My Dick network of sister sites.
Price: 2 days - $2.95 (limited access; trial basis only) - 30 days - $24.95
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