24 Inches of Pain - Review |
The site's tag line says it all: "These white hoes have never had black cock! First comes the fear in their eyes, then comes the pain in their pussy, ass and throat!" and them comes the $4.95 for a limited trial or $29.96 for full fledged membership. Is the price as painful as the 24 inches of pain? Hell, no. The price is a breath of fresh air, especially for the mega amount of content included in your paid membership. You get exclusive content, a slew of sister sites included in the network and some of the hottest, slimmest, small-tittied babes and some of the biggest black cocks you’ve ever seen. Personally, I’ll stick with the hot, slim and small-titty models and try not to be emasculated by the Nubian gnards.
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I’ve had the misfortune of reviewing some other sites under the SIC Cash network of sites and came away pretty disillusioned, even though the price tag if perfectly labeled. 24 Inches of Pain, although somewhat oddly written out in your URL, is a site that is pretty close to perfection. When you think white chicks and black dicks, you think chunky, monkey babes and horse-like black stallions doing the reaming from all angles. While you still get the all-angle reaming, you get some of the hottest little girls I have seen in any site, freakish, interracial or otherwise. These babes are smoking hot and there are over 60 of them to choose from.
If the tour section is any indication, you are in for a sweet little treat. Six different babes of the moment are featured and you are granted access to uncensored, 40-second streamed flicks that are crisp and clear and fucking tantalizing. It’s basically your porn reality-site breakdown of some hot little hoe-bags just creaming for the 12 inch, nay, 24 inch threesome action.
In the tour section, you are also granted access to what the site likes to call “Featured Sluts”, and there are a shitload of them. They’re all white, they’re all tight and a pleasure to look at. What’s best about this feature is that you can match up the slut, um, model with her name once you become a full-fledged member. Most tour sections just throw every model and couple and flick at you but neglect to tell you who’s who. What’s the point of a tour section if you can’t find what you’re looking for once you get inside? 24 Inches of Pain ensures you can remember and find what you first came to conquer.
“No played out wannabe pimp shit. This is a 100% interracial fuckfest!” the site blares from the rafters. I never wanted to be a pimp shit, so I’m not sure what they mean but get the picture. Once inside, you immediately get to see the latest uploads to the site. That’s good and bad. The good part is you don’t have to wonder when the last update occurred. Most sites either never tell you or never update. 24 Inches of Pain updates, sadly, twice a month. That’s hardly worth the effort to stick around more than a month or two. I say a month or two, because there is that much to see and download with the meat and potatoes of the site and the free bonus porn to go with it.
Below the updates are some unneeded but warranted adverts for Sex Search.com ( a Los Angeles adult personals site) and the Fleshlight. A portable pussy disguised, yes, you guessed it… as a flashlight. Cool name for a product, but bad product placement. I want porn, not marketing crap.
Below the above-mentioned crap are scores and scores of white babes being plugged by monster black cock. One of the models in question that really intrigued me was Eva, found somewhere in the middle of the page. The setup for each shoot is this: two black dudes with cocks equalling 24 inches (not sure who has the bigger one or if they had equal sized monster dongs because I really didn’t care enough to find out) scour the town for wanton white whores. They shove some Benjamins in their intended quarries faces than take them to their apartment and proceed to fuck the shit out of them. Excellent concept, captured beautifully on film.
Eva’s blurb read like this: We went to the supermarket cause we needed to get some food for dinner what we didn't expect is to come home with a sexy whore! This slut was gagging all over our cocks. She could barely take it half way in. She was screaming from pain as we slid our 24 inches of cock in her! We ended up getting dinner and desert all in one! These two black dudes are such magnanimous, whore-respecting individuals.
Eva’s movies, like the rest of the white sluts on the site, were available in low and high speeds. Low speed clocked in at 56k while high speed was a respectable 300k. You can either stream or download the flicks which is always a welcomed option. Being able to pound your pud at your leisure is a fine thing indeed. The 56k caveman downloads were of pretty low quality and will set you back between 5 and 15 meg. The 300k flicks are of obvious higher quality and will suck up to 60 megs of space. But when you’re looking at a 30 minute flick, it’s well worth the download. The only real problem is having the movies available in segments instead of one complete movie. Perhaps if the webmasters read this review they can look into joining the segments and making me and scores of others happy campers.
All of the movies have the two resident black shnabbers double teaming the model in question. Meet Layla, another hottie. Let’s explore her blurb: We met Layla walking her dog the other day. She was one hot slut in her tight little bike shorts and top. We soon had her back at our pimp palace sucking our cocks. She couldn't believe the size of them, she could barely fit her hands around them. She was moaning and screaming so loud from our cocks pounding her tight little pussy! Of course she could barely fit her hands around their mammoth members. They’re fucking African!
The bonus sites are plentiful and rich in quality. Sites like First Time DP (Double Penetration), Hot Ebony Babes, Lesbian Kinks, Moms Get Fucked, Sex Toy Slut, Wet Cream Pies and dozens more.
Conclusion
24 Inches of Pain may make you feel like you have a teensy, tiny member, but it will make you feel proud of the two resident brothers who pull out all the stops and make short work of these shorter babes. Most of the models look absolutely terrified at first when they see what they’re literally getting themselves into, or more appropriately, what they’re getting into themselves, but they soon learn to enjoy it. The site is easy to navigate and the bonus content is absolutely amazing. The price is right, too. But make sure if you get the trial, you cancel before the 3 days are up; otherwise you are left with a hefty $30.00 a month recurring charge on your credit card statement. But, with all the added, free content, it will take about 30 days to see and download everything. For the price, it’s hard to go wrong but easy to go hard.
Price: $4.95 for 3-day limited trial, recurring; $29.96; $29.96 for 30 days recurring.
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